☯ Fairy Tale ☯ BFFs, please

"Hey!" Anzu yelled.

"That's right! When the wielder of Dragon Slayer magic cries, that's a man!" Elfman grinned.

Elea sighed. "Right."

"Stop, I said!" Anzu repeated.

"You don't gotta tell me that! I'm gonna make you cry, Gray!" Natsu's fist was swarmed with fire.

"Shut up!" Gray ordered. "You're the one who's gonna cry, Natsu!"

"Thank you for the food!" Happy was going to eat his fish, however, the little cat was right in the middle of the two idiots' fight and Happy got frozen and his fish got fried. "That's terrible! How can you treat me like this!?"

"Sorry 'bout that!" Natsu apologized.

"But stay out of the way!" Gray told him.

"What the heck? I'm a Fairy Tail wizard, too!" Happy stated.

Anzu saw Erza about to blow and she backed away. "I have a bad feeling about this..."

Erza got up.

"I'll heal you," Wendy told Happy as she began to heal the poor, poor cat.

"Forget me. Get my fish back to the way it was..." Happy cried.

"Pathetic," Carla scolded.

"Strange, isn't it? A gentle girl like that who uses Healing Magic is also a Dragon Slayer who uses Dragon Slayer Magic," Kumiko commented to Elfman.

"Yep, and those guys were raised by dragons..." Elfman added.

Erza walked over and grabbed Gray and Natsu by their hair. "Would you stop it?!" She slammed their heads together. "Morons...We're right in the middle of the Grand Magic Games, to decide the strongest wizard guild and the final game is right before us. We made a great comeback from our last place to this, but none of the other guilds here are pushovers. At a time like this, we need to be focusing our energies, you jackasses...Smooshed my cake!" She summoned her sword. "Sit up straight! I'll have your heads! Don't run away you bastards!"